Heavenly Father,
We come to you today in need of a miracle. Our beloved Houston Rockets are David and they face their Goliath today, the Lakers. We are only armed with a sling and a rock but WE BELIEVE THAT we will KILL GOLIATH. We are up against three spawn of Lucifer himself, Phil Jackson, Kobe Bryant and Joey Crawford. These heathen all do the Devils work and we ask that you help us to rid the earth of their evil. Please give Shane the speed of a mongoose to slay the "mamba". Please give Luis the spirit of Hakeem to outfake the fakers with a 2009 dreamshake. Please give Aaron the eyes of an eagle so that he may not pass the ball to his opponents again. And Lord, please protect the Lakers from Ron Artest because today, they are gonna need it.........
In Jesus name we pray,
AMEN
GO ROCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEATL.A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!